Last time we checked there were three war parties in close pursuit. All headed west and in heaps of trouble. Out here in the wasteland only obnoxiously overbuilt gasguzzling vehicles survive. With the Airflite Pleasuredome3™ on your head, you’ll always ride supercharged, never mediocre. So load up your blood-bag, 12-gauge auto-loader, and rattle cans of silver... It’s all shiny & chrome from here on out.